We asked Convina employees what they wanted for Christmas and, well, they responded. The results startle us, quite frankly. Maybe they didn't think we were serious or maybe it's us that don't think they are... They are in fact real products that you can purchase. Don't believe us? Look for yourself:

Bomb Proof Wallpaper

Quinn was pretty excited about this innovation, "This will go great in my snow forts this winter." It is called X-Flex, a mix of Kevlar and plastics that has a sticky backing for quick application on cement and cinderblock walls to prevent them from crumbling and collapsing during a big blast wave.

Furniture Luggage

Made by a Dutch designer, a 4-piece set of luggage can be transformed into a sofa whenever you feel like it. Great for anything that involves packing and/or sitting down. Currently only available in Europe. Let us know if you're going!!

Penguin Caffeinated Cinnamon Mints

Most people check the product's price before buying them... Dave checks the product's caffeine level before buying them. These mints loaded with caffeine could provide a much needed change up to his usual daily intake of coke zeros. Only $95.64 for a one year supply. Of course... You can find them on amazon.com.

Cable Ninja Manager

These ninjas have been trained in the art of holding headphone cords and making sure they don't get tangled. Pretty inexpensive too. This Christmas present might actually happen. You can buy them if you speak Korean.

Kleenex For Men

Strong, Soft, and Sorted. If tissue boxes were people this tissue box would be a cuddly grizzly bear. Jake loves them. There are 87.2 square feet of tissues in a box. Enough said.

Bonsai Tree

I guess Caleb wants to add a little color to his dark corner of this office sectioned off for designers. Bonsai Trees are not too big but excellent for improving the chi in the room it occupies.